diff --git a/bashrc b/bashrc
index 5c17bc4..8109f3b 100644
--- a/bashrc
+++ b/bashrc
@@ -1,8 +1,88 @@
+_WHITE='\033[1;37m'          # White
+_NC='\033[0m' # No Color
+
 export SHELL_CONFIG="$SHELL_CONFIG:.bashrc"
 #
 # ~/.bashrc
 #
 
+function show_date() {
+	# Define an array of adjectives with classifications
+	adjectives=(
+			"beautiful:positive"
+			"engaging:positive"
+			"majestic:positive"
+			"distinguished:positive"
+			"venerable:positive"
+			"formal:positive"
+			"elegant:positive"
+			"serene:positive"
+			"graceful:positive"
+			"regal:positive"
+			"noble:positive"
+			
+			"miserable:negative"
+			"worthless:negative"
+			"depressing:negative"
+			"soulless:negative"
+			"desolate:negative"
+			"archaic:negative"
+			"grim:negative"
+			"dreadful:negative"
+			"forlorn:negative"
+			"wretched:negative"
+			
+			"neutral:neutral"
+			"ordinary:neutral"
+			"common:neutral"
+			"antique:neutral"
+			"ceremonial:neutral"
+			"timeless:neutral"
+			"classic:neutral"
+			"historic:neutral"
+			"ancient:neutral"
+	)
+
+	# Select a random adjective from the array
+	selected_adjective="${adjectives[$RANDOM % ${#adjectives[@]}]}"
+
+	# Split the selected adjective into the adjective and classification parts
+	IFS=':' read -r adjective classification <<< "$selected_adjective"
+
+	# Determine the color code based on the classification
+	case "$classification" in
+			"positive") text_color="\033[1;32m";;
+			"negative") text_color="\033[1;31m";;
+			*) text_color="";;  # Default to no colour
+	esac
+
+	# ANSI escape codes for reset
+	reset_color='\033[0m'
+	hl_color='\033[1;34m'
+
+	# Get the current day of the week, day of the month, and year
+	day_of_week=$(date "+%A")
+	day_of_month=$(date "+%d")
+	month_name=$(date "+%B")
+	year=$(date "+%Y")
+
+	# Determine the day suffix (th, nd, rd)
+	case "$day_of_month" in
+			1[0-9]) day_suffix="th";;
+			*1) day_suffix="st";;
+			*2) day_suffix="nd";;
+			*3) day_suffix="rd";;
+			*) day_suffix="th";;
+	esac
+
+	# Create the full date format with colored parts and the selected adjective
+	full_date="Pray, be informed, on this ${text_color}${adjective}${reset_color} day, ${hl_color}${day_of_week}${reset_color} the ${hl_color}${day_of_month}${day_suffix}${reset_color} day of ${hl_color}${month_name}${reset_color}, in the year of our Lord ${hl_color}${year}${reset_color}!"
+
+	# Print the full date
+	echo -e "$full_date"
+	echo ""
+}
+
 # If not running interactively, don't do anything
 [[ $- != *i* ]] && return
 
@@ -19,6 +99,8 @@ bind "set show-all-if-ambiguous on"
 # cycling full results on the second Tab press (from bash version 5)
 bind "set menu-complete-display-prefix on"
 
+show_date;
+
 source ~/.profile
 
 export NVM_DIR="$HOME/.nvm"
@@ -35,7 +117,7 @@ _updates_available="$(wc -l $HOME/.checkupdates | cut -d' ' -f1)"
 [ -z $_updates_available ] && _updates_available="0"
 
 echo "Remember your commands:"
-echo " cheat vimv 'flameshot gui' mid3v2 zathura tesseract remmina"
+echo -e " ${_WHITE}cheat vimv 'flameshot gui' mid3v2 zathura tesseract remmina${_NC}"
 echo ""
 
 if [ ${_mem_available%.*} -lt 5 ] ; then
@@ -46,13 +128,15 @@ if [ ${_mem_available%.*} -lt 5 ] ; then
 fi
 
 if [ $_updates_available -gt 0 ] ; then
-	echo -n "Updates available:  "
+	echo -ne "Updates available: \033[1;37m"
 	[ $_updates_available -gt 15 ] && echo -ne "\033[0;33m"
 	[ $_updates_available -gt 29 ] && echo -ne "\033[0;31m"
 	echo -ne "$_updates_available\033[0m"
 	echo ""
 fi
 
+echo ""
+echo -e "Remember \"\033[1;34mTODO.md\033[0m\" files have content automatically displayed."
 echo ""
 
 . "$HOME/.config/bash/cheat.bash"
@@ -115,4 +199,3 @@ random-bg() {
 		echo "#$color"
     xsetroot -solid "#$color"
 }
-