diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
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--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -12,5 +12,6 @@ Useful utility scripts.
 |---|---|
 |newsh ["command"]|Create executable `sh` script. Optionally add `command`.|
 |newbash ["command"]|Create executable `bash` script. Optionally add `command`.|
-|date-show ["command"]|Show a time and date window.|
+|date-show|Show a time and date window.|
+|pam-say <text>|Tells Pamela to say something|
 
diff --git a/src/pam-say b/src/pam-say
new file mode 100755
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@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+
+_command="echo ""$*"" | festival --tts"
+ssh pamela "$_command"
+
+